Life With Molly
This conversation happens every other day
Jimby, singing: I set fire...to the rain.
Me: UGH! No Adele! She's absolutely horrible.
Jimby: What? How can you NOT like Adele?
Me: Jim, I have told you and Mom that I hate Adele repeatedly. She is an overrated, whiny bitch that can't get over a break up.
Jimby: At least she has a break up to get over.
Me: Whatever, I'd get drunk and get slutty on a dance floor not sob into a microphone.
Jimby: Like you don't already do those things? Okay, so you can have an STD and Adele will have an armful of Grammys. I'm so proud.

t-greyjoy:

♣ FAVORITE MOVIES

American History X (1998); directed by Tony Kaye

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it. ”

This movie is perfect and I’m crying at its ending now (as I will always do).

backwardsrun:

Nobody wants to have to salt another human being.

backwardsrun:

Nobody wants to have to salt another human being.

Writing my thesis.

Got distracted by American History X as it is an awesome movie that everyone should watch.

Best thing ever.

Best thing ever.

Me when I don’t want to articulate my thoughts about political issues in the world.

Me when I don’t want to articulate my thoughts about political issues in the world.

when i’m going to meet the guy i like at the bar.

photobama:

People that love Summer Heights High are fantastically awesome.

I am HEAD OVER HEELS in love with Ja’mie King

silvermoon424:

Too awesome to ignore.

I do not like children or impoliteness

So…it’s my Mom’s birthday.  She asked if she should invite my brother, his gf, and The Child over.  Turns out my dad had already invited The Child over.  So we decided screw it and sure, invite them for lunch.

Brother and Girlfriend get here and there is another child here (to swim).  Ma and I assumed Jimby just invited and let it at that.

NOPE.  The Girlfriend invited him along without asking.  I’m sorry, but that’s rude and I don’t appreciate it.  Like it’s my mother’s birthday—you knock it the fuck off.

Sorry, but bitches always want to use us for our pool and sometimes we’re too nice about it.  But I haven’t been swimming yet and it’s because The Child is always here when it’s hot and it’s starting to really piss me off.

On Pinterest
Me, showing The Nance something Gingy pinned: Look, tinted mason jars. You like mason jars.
The Nance: Oooh, is Gingy going to do that?
Me: I don't know, she pinned it.
The Nance: Oh, yeah, she's creative.
Me: Bitch!
The Nance: Whore!
The Nance: Normally, I'd just say I joined in for the hell of it, but today's my birthday and I'll say WHATEVER I WANT ABOUT WHOEVER I WANT!
Me: Well then.
The Nance: Bitch please!
I don’t often get mad, like actually mad, at my parents

So I hadn’t heard from Rice until today—apparently they sent a letter in February, but it never arrived here, so you can understand that frustration and whatnot.

I had emailed the department, but they never got back to me.  That probably annoys me the ,ost.

So, yes, annoying and just frustrating, but I did get accepted into a program I like better and, while nervous, I am excited about it.

Nance—not leaving well enough alone—contacts them and slightly hands them a new one and she doesn’t seem to understand WHY I’m not okay with that.

I mean, she has valid points like we paid and things like that and the portal with decisions wasn’t updated.

But I…I fucking hate hovering parents; and so do schools.  Things were fucking fantastic—Go Gators and all that shit and she didn’t need to do this, so now I have to deal with it and she’s just like, “Well, they should do their things better.”

I’m not disagreeing, but I know mistakes happen and I doubt they were just doing a mental fuck with me.  Also, what happens if I run into these people?  I mean, FOR FUCK’S SAKE, I have an email that goes, “Hello Ms. Kopplin, your mother contacted us about…”

I’m 23 years old and really want to be an active, engaged member of academic discussion and the political science realm and I truly respect the Rice Program.  HOW THE FUCK can I, idk, show my face and try to apologize for my mother’s actions?

Maybe I’m overreacting, but this isn’t like she contacted a teacher when I was in High School or even emailed Tracy.  Firstly, it’s a graduate program.  Secondly, it’s one of the more well known and respected schools in the country.  Thirdly, I’m an adult and if I made the fucking decision NOT to annoy them and let things be, she should have fucking done that too.

I’m pissed and, frankly, I’m glad she works tonight, because I don’t want to deal with her.

And I love The Nance, so I hate being mad at her.  It actually hurts me to be mad at her.

But I cannot stop feeling like this right now.

jabber1232 replied to your post: Just bought

You are in so much trouble….. that series is GOOD!!!!!! I finished all three in under a 3 day period. All while I was suppose to be packing for Italy.

Just finished the first one.  Like my thesis is due next week; I definitely didn’t need another distraction.

I’m not normal

Watching Phineas and Ferb, while reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Something about me is just off.

Just bought

The Fifty Shades of Grey series.  I’m going to drink a diet pepsi and, hopefully, get the first one mostly finished tonight.